Tech Support
Request
Last year I upgraded
Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors
all other system activity.
Applications such
as Poker night 10.3 and Beer bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing
the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0
from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0
but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
- Jonathan Powell
Dear Jonathan
Powell-
This is a very common
problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea
that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. WARNING
DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the
system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous.
Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to
un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources.
You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0
or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under Warnings- Alimony/Child Support. Others
have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife
1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and
a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non- recoverable
system crash. Some users have tried to download similar products
such as Fling and 1 Night Stand. Often their systems have become
infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just
deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0
installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best
course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button
as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you
take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is
very high maintenance.
Suggestions
for improved operation of Wife 1.0
-Monthly use utilities
such as TLC and FTD
-Frequently use Communicator 5.0
Helen R. Westman
M.D.
http://www.rainfall.com/jokebox/jokes.asp?98343
